Synced Rifftrax Collection [DVD Rip] SUPER/MEGA THREAD [For fans of MST3K]

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Synced Rifftrax Collection [DVD Rip] SUPER/MEGA THREAD [Will be updated often]



RiffTrax are downloadable audio commentaries featuring comedian Michael J. Nelson heckling (or riffing)
films in the style of Mystery Science Theater 3000, a TV show in which Nelson was the head writer and,
later, host. The RiffTrax are sold online where users can purchase and download the commentaries. The
site was launched by Nelson and Legend Films in 2006 and is based in San Diego.

This thread will be dedicated to the synced Rifftrax collections,
that is these files will include the movie and the rifftrax
synced up for your viewing pleasure!

If you are a fan of MST3K you will love these!

Here is a "table of contents" by request (thanks Seeed for posting these):

Aeon Flux: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post401970
Avatar: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tar#post515095
Alien: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315788
Batman & Robin: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post317155
Batman: The Dark Knight: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post329175
Battlefield Earth: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315824
Beowulf: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post248729
Carnival of Souls: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post444066
Casablanca: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post317146
Casino Royale: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post333306
Cloverfield:  http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post248730
Cocktail: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post324989
Crossroads: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315826
Daredevil: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post324992
Dark Water: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...ter#post525356
Dirty Dancing: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...ing#post537781
Drag me to Hell: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post444055
Dragon Wars: D War: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post401371
Eragon: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post333296
Fantastic Four: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post444607
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post444615
Fast & Furious: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post444060
Firewall: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post401965
Glitter: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post248735
Halloween: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post444631
I am Legend: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post352684
The Incredible Hulk: Final Round : http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...ulk#post537762
Independence Day: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315837
Indiana Jones: crystal skull: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post248714
Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post248737
Iron Man: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post538195
Island of Dr. Moreau: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post538221
Jaws: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post248716
Jurassic Park: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post248721
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post474133
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post474128
Lost Pilot Episode: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315830
Maniac: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post444639
Memento: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post324756
Missile to the Moon: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315829
Next: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post364816
Night of the Living Dead: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post248718
Over the Top: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post248720
Paranormal Activity: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post488092
Plan 9 From Outer Space: (Mike solo): http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315827
Plan 9 From Outer Space: (full crew): http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post444650
Pirates of the Carribean: Black Pearl: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post328445
Point Break: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post401969
Predator: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315790
Red Dawn: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post446759
Reign of Fire: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post353841
Roadhouse: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post328443
Saw: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post248724
Shorts: A Visit From Santa: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315819
Shorts: Act your Age: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315797
Shorts: Are you Popular: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315798
Shorts: Buying Food: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315796
Shorts: Coffee House Rendezvous: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315800
Shorts: Collection: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post341006
Shorts: Down & Out: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315809
Shorts: Drugs are Like That: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315810
Shorts: Lunchroom Manners: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315812
Shorts: If Mirrors Could Speak: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315811
Shorts: One Got Fat: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315813
Shorts: Patriotism: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315814
Shorts: Reefer Madness: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315795
Shorts: Safety Harm Hides at Home: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315816
Shorts: Skipper Learns a Lesson: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315820
Shorts: The Terrible Truth: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315822
Shorts: Why doesn't Kathy Eat Breakfast: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315799
Spiderman: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post327222
Spiderman 2: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post474131
Spiderman 3: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post474137
Star Trek: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post408076
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post474135
Star Wars Holiday "Wookie" Special: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post248733
Star Wars Episode One: Phantom Menace: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post248726
Star Wars Episode Two: Attack of Clones: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post248739
Star Wars Episode Three: Revenge of Sith: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post248740
Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post327219
Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post457929
Swing Parade: Three Stooges: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post465278
Terminator 3: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post328439
Terminator Salvation: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post488048
The Day After Tomorrow: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post364812
The Fifth Element: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post333310
The Film Crew: Hollywood After Dark(reup): http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post502087
The Film Crew: Killers from Space (reup): http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post502087
The Grudge: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post333302
The Happening: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post248738
The Little Shop of Horrors: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post325346
The Matrix: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315792
The Room: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315838
The Running Man: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post465277
The Sixth Sense: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post444080
The X-Files: Fight The Future: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post317147
Titanic: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post449660
Top Gun: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post248723
Transformers: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post248727
Tremors: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post446764
Troll2: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post321458
Twilight: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315836
Twilight: New Moon: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post502277
Wickerman: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post248732
Willie Wonka (old): http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post248736
X-men: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post315793
xXx: http://muziksupremacy.com/forum/dvdr...tml#post328441

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Indiana Jones: Temple of the Crystal Skull



RIFFED BY: MIKE NELSON, KEVIN MURPHY & BILL CORBETT (Released October 28, 2008)

The most beloved franchise in film history returns to the screen and quickly becomes one generally
well-liked franchise among many in film history! Yes, Indy is back, and this time he has a skull. And he
has Shia "Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd" LaBeouf's infectious logorrhea! And as promised,
the filmmakers gave in to the forceful and ceaseless cries of "GIVE US MORE RAY WINSTONE!"* Mike,
Bill and Kevin took their own skulls into the studio to create a RiffTrax for the ages!

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JAWS [1975]



RIFFED BY: MIKE NELSON, KEVIN MURPHY & BILL CORBETT (Released February 24, 2009)

Just speak the word "jaws" to anyone and their pulse quickens, the hair on
the back of their neck stands up as a dim memory rises to the surface of
their consciousness - a memory of the first time they saw Murray Hamilton.
Most likely it was in an episode of B.J. and the Bear, or perhaps The F.B.I
with Efrem Zimbalist, Jr., but if not that, then his turn as the sartorially
resplendent, gravelly voiced mayor of Amity in Jaws, the movie that made a
generation of people afraid to go into the water (they were justifiably
terrified of getting a skin disease from coming in contact with Quint's
run-off.) Yes, long before blockbusters like Spider-Man 2, Shrek the Third, or
Garden State there was Jaws, the story of small town mayor Larry Vaughn
(played by the magnificent Murray Hamilton) and his quest to find the
perfect jacket to wear while resisting the whining of Richard Dreyfuss. There
is also a shark.

Mike, Bill and Kevin cruise the movie like a large squalus grabbing it with their
powerful—oh, what's the word for it...mandibles - then, a little shakin', a
little tenderizin', and down it goes.

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Night Of The Living Dead



RIFFED BY: MIKE NELSON, KEVIN MURPHY & BILL CORBETT (Released February 10, 2009)

Imagine being holed up in a filthy dilapidated building, surrounded by
pale-faced hollow-eyed creatures, unable to call for help, while before your
eyes zombie-like beings commit the most unspeakable acts. Yes, a night of
performance art at your local coffee house is something to be endured. But
then so is a Night of the Living Dead! Shocking at the time for its graphic
portrayal of the titular living dead feasting on pieces of the dead dead
without even a hint of table manners or personal hygiene, what is most
startling to modern sensibilities is the performance of the guy in the white
pants who looks like Joaquin Phoenix. He manages to actually be worse than
Joaquin Phoenix! And if you're a fan of inexplicably hostile, growling men then
you have hit the jackpot (you may even throw away your laserdisc collection
of the films of Robert Loggia!).

Mike, Kevin and Bill spend the better of a night with the Night of the Living
Dead.

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Over The Top [1987]



RIFFED BY: MIKE NELSON (Released February 16, 2007)

Never make the mistake of thinking that Over the Top is just an arm-wrestling
picture. Oh, there's arm wrestling, all right – more arm wrestling than an 8th
grade study hall. But there's also a truck. And a kid. And a whole lot of arm
wrestling! And just wait till you hear the shocking secret behind Sylvester
Stallone's signature "turning the hat backward" move. (Hint: it has something to
do with arm wrestling!)

And there's arm wrestling! And if you're really good, maybe there'll be a Kenny
Loggins song at key points in the movie. (And arm wrestling) Mike won't come
out and say it, but by the glint in his eye, we suspect that this just may be the
next Road House!

Disembaudio co-stars in this arm-wrestlo-rama of a RiffTrax.

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Jurassic Park



RIFFED BY: "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC & MIKE NELSON (Released February 5, 2008)

Every quarter century or so a project comes along that so perfectly unites artist and medium that one can only stand in wonder and proclaim, "Wow, Sandra, when was the last time something this magical came along - quarter century or so, wasn't it?"

So it was with Michelangelo and marble; Paderewsky and piano; And so it is with this RiffTrax, uniting THE legendary dinosaur movie of our time and THE weirdest "Weird Al" Yankovic of our time into one harmonic convergence of RiffTastic Jurassic WeirdAlistic bliss!

RiffTrax would like to say, timidly and with all humility, YOU MUST GET THIS RIFFTRAX! IT'S WEIRD AL, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! YOU CAN FIND COPIES OF JURASSIC PARK ON BUS SEATS! Mike and Weird Al join forces on the most colossally funny RiffTrax yet!

*As with all RiffTrax, this was tailored to be age appropriate to the movie itself. That is, we feel confident saying that if you're old enough to enjoy Jurassic Park, you're old enough to enjoy this RiffTrax.

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Top Gun



RIFFED BY: MIKE NELSON & BILL CORBETT (Released September 29, 2006)

Iceman, Maverick and Slider: while they make great names for members of a tracksuit wearing boy band, they make even better names for shirtless, pretty boy pilots! And Tom Cruise is the prettiest and shirtless-liest of them all as Maverick, a bad boy aviator who lock horns with the large-toothed Iceman (Val "The Island of Dr. Moreau" Kilmer) and locks other things with the saucy MIT-educated Naval consultant Charlie (Kelly "Supergator" McGillis).

And if you're a fan of music that is likely to be heard in an aerobics class, you'll love the pulse-pounding soundtrack by disco top gun Giorgio Moroder! For this RiffTrax, Mike flies high with his Mystery Science wingman, Bill Corbett. It will literally "take your breath away"! No breath will actually be taken away. When we say "literally" we don't literally mean it.

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SAW



RIFFED BY: KEVIN MURPHY & BILL CORBETT (Released May 13, 2008)

Not since Beckett’s immortal Waiting for Godot has the drama of two men locked in a filthy bathroom and brutalized by a crude ventriloquist dummy on television captured the hearts of audiences everywhere. RiffTrax Presents Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett riffing on the original, jaw-splitting, skull-drilling, Danny Glover-ing, fat naked dead man-showing movie that started it all, if by “all” you mean a five-movie franchise that’s now as tired as Bruce Willis at the end of 16 Blocks.

PARENTAL ADVISORY!!!: The Movie Saw is rated R for its extremely graphic and grisly violence and excessively foul language. This RiffTrax is intended for Mature Audiences only. Parental discretion not only is strongly advised, it just makes plain good common sense.

(This RiffTrax is for the R-Rated theatrical release of Saw)

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Star Wars - Phantom Menace



RIFFED BY: MIKE NELSON & KEVIN MURPHY (Released November 1, 2006)


Of all the many Binks in the world, who is the most skull-crushingly annoying? Is it the Binks Company, the Canadian insurance brokers? Is it the U.S. manufacturers of spray guns, paint booths, and electrostatic spray equipment? Or is Jar Jar, the mouthy horse-lizard from the 4th Star Wars movie, appropriately titled Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace? If you said anything but number three, you are imprisonably insane!

That's right, Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy take on the franchise-ruining Star Wars that everybody loves to hate but nobody loves to watch! Only we make you want to watch it again, and laugh instead of kill! Finally, Jar Jar gets what he deserves!

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Transformers



RIFFED BY: MIKE NELSON, KEVIN MURPHY & BILL CORBETT (Released November 20, 2007)

The toys you got free in your happy meal explode across the screen as the loosening of FCC regulations on marketing directly to children is now a major motion picture! And the now grown-up targets of that marketing once again obeyed their overlords, turning Transformers into the loudest hit of the year!

Shia LaBeouf (from the German meaning "diffident steak") stars alongside Megan Fox, who certainly lives up to her name (she looks like a Megan)! Optimus Prime (which the Feds just raised by a quarter point) battles the evil Decepticons led by the eviler Megatron for control of the Allspark, which is possibly the silliest thing ever conceived by man.

It's the most fun you'll have watching toys, at least until Mr. Potato Head: The Motion Picture hits the theaters (Jack Black is in talks to star). Mike, Kevin and Bill endure the lashings of Michael Bay in a must-have RiffTrax!

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Beowulf



RIFFED BY: MIKE NELSON, KEVIN MURPHY & BILL CORBETT (Released March 18, 2008)

For years we at RiffTrax have lived under the mistaken belief that we are Beowulf. So we were shocked when a cartoon version of Ray Winstone squeezed into a tiny pair of leather battle panties (LBPs) and set us straight in no uncertain terms. And he's right - HE. IS. BEOWULF!! Though it took some getting used to the idea that we are not Beowulf, in all honesty it's been a whole lot more pleasant to come into the office and see pants where one once saw nothing but a sea of LBPs.

But if you haven't yet exceeded your limit, may we suggest you download our hilarious new RiffTrax for Beowulf in which a fully clothed Mike, Kevin and Bill take on our less than clothed hero, his extremely unclothed lizardy paramour (played with big boobs gusto by Digi-lina Jolie), and a disappointingly unclothed Anthony Hopkins.

IT! IS! FUNNY!!!

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