1. Treat women like DOGS. Reward them when they act right, and punish them when they don’t. Make sure you have your doggy treats handy.
2. You MUST NOT give each other space. Only give her the ILLUSION of privacy. Tap her phone, check her text messages, equip her car with a GPS tracker. Keep your eyes on her at all times.
3. When your girl calls you, don’t call her back until an hour or two has passed. Make sure she knows that she comes second or third in your life.
4. Don’t buy her anything unless it’s her Birthday or it’s Christmas. This will keep her from expecting much from you.
5. Lie about your background and keep everything a secret from her. That way when she breaks up with you, she doesn’t have anything to hold over your head.
6. Tell her about what you’re ex-girlfriends did and how they were better than her. She will feel as if she has to succeed what they did in order to keep the relationship going.
7. Never tell her the truth. She’s not going to trust you no matter what you say. You might as well NOT tell her the truth about anything. (sidenote: there are Never exceptions to this)
8. If a friend is teasing her take the friends side and laugh hysterically.
9. Never... read the rest HERE



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